Thursday, December 13, 2007

Well, i've tendered my resignation with the bank. So one of my biggest woes is more or less no longer sucking away my existence.
I have also accepted an offer from a ship-brokering company called Simpson Spence & Young. I will be starting there as a trainee in January. Fresh new start to a fresh new year.

I'm also really looking forward to my customary year-end trip to Bintan with the gang this coming weekend. Yes, i know it's the monsoon now, but what to do, this was the only time everyone could spare time to leave - so we'll have to make do.

I'll leave you readers with a couple of jokes that i stumbled upon that i'm really fond of:


Why Email is Like a Penis ...
Some folks have it, some don’t. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.

They think that those who don’t have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power.

They are wrong. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s a nifty toy, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don’t have it would like to try it.

It can be up or down. It’s more fun when it’s up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.

In the long distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that’s the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

Once you’ve started playing with it, it’s hard to stop.
Some people would just play with it all day if they didn’t have work to do.

It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it’s hard to tell what kind of person you’re dealing with until it’s too late.

If you don’t apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.

We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

If you’re not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.


Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex
You can GET chocolate whenever you want.

"If you love me, you’ll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

Two People of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

You can have chocolate in front of your mother.

If you bite nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind.

You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

You can have chocolate any time of the month.

You don’t get hairs in your mouth when eating chocolate.

When you have chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake.

You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.

Good chocolate is easy to find.

Nobody thinks you’re weird if you buy chocolate.


Jokes from narrehat.dk


Will be back with more information on my trip soon! Until then, have a Merry Merry Christmas!

Dr@n|xX at 1:18 AM